#ChatsWithLilly | Volume Two

July 14, 2016

If you missed Volume One of #ChatsWithLilly, you can check it out here!

I realized the other day that it’s been a little while since my first #ChatsWithLilly post and I thought it was time to do a volume two. I will be honest… I have GOT to get better at writing the funny stuff she says down because, inevitably, I forget what it was and then it slips my mind. But I’m working on this! I realize I’m biased that I think my kid is hilarious and I realize that 99% of the reason I started writing these down (and sharing them in this post) is so that I don’t forget them!

I do have a few that I have hung on to that I haven’t included in the post but might just be a wee too embarrassing for her when she gets older… hahaha! Let’s just say, at her sweet age, she’s very interested in talking about and asking about body parts… (especially now that she’s seen Amos’s is different than hers). Haha! Never a dull moment with toddlers. 馃檪

Anyway, without further ado… #ChatsWithLilly Volume Two (that rhymed!)聽

SCENE: Lilly was upset that it was nap time (she did not want it to be nap time)聽and I was laughing.
Lilly: No, Mommy! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. Don’t be funny!

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While reading聽the bible to daddy:

Lilly: Daddy, can you touch it? Can you touch God’s true word?

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Me: What do you want for breakfast?
Lilly:聽
I’m gonna get a big one sticky waffle, just like I plant your garden.聽

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At Waffle House:

Waitress: What do you want to drink?
Lilly:聽
“Ummmmm, I’d like… Coffee.”

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Lilly likes to sing. A lot. She makes up songs. A lot. She also likes to make up songs to the tunes of songs she already knows. This one was to the tune of “Old Rugged Cross”

Lilly:聽So I ‘Potle the old rugged cross. Till my chicken and rice last lay down.

NOTE: “‘Potle” is what she calls Chipotle.

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Lilly:聽Where’s my daddy?

Me:聽He’s at work.
Lilly (yelling):聽
No! He’s at Bible Study!聽

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Lilly:聽Where’s my daddy?
Me:聽
He’s at work.
Lilly (whispering):聽
No. He went to get groceries.

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Lilly:聽Daddy, you are going to get a spanking if you don’t give me some water right now.聽No, actually daddy, you will get a time out because you are not a big girl.

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Anytime Lilly is referencing something when she was a baby she refers to it as:When I had a little tiny…”

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Lilly (after rambling something off and not making any sense…): Well, that don’t make sense!

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Lilly had turned over the ottoman to her glider聽in her room and I was asking her why she did that… she immediately retorted with:聽No, mommy, it’s not a changing table, it’s a rock n’ play for my baby.

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Also, if I’m ever laughing and she doesn’t want me laughing, she will immediately tell me to “not be funny.”聽

Kids say the darndest things… 聽What funny things have kiddos in your life said lately?