Darn, I lost a cuticle.
I have never been in a car accident *knock on wood* — (it’s Friday the 13th so karma is probably going to severely bite me in the ass for saying that). But, if I were to EVER be in a car accident, let alone be ejected from the vehicle, there are a few things that I would worry about.
1. Have I broken any bones?
2. Will I be able to walk?
3. Am I or is anyone else involved in the accident dead?
4. Did I remember to set my DVR to record LOST?
Things I would NOT be worrying about:
1. Whether or not I broke a nail.
That’s it. I wouldn’t worry if I broke my nails. In fact, that would be the last thing I would think about. “Aw crap, my car is totaled, I broke my left fibula, and my filangie is all messed up. But none of those things are my concern because my MANICURE IS RUINED.”
![http://kok.blox.pl/resource/paznokcie1.jpeg Shell cut you. No, seriously.](http://kok.blox.pl/resource/paznokcie1.jpeg)
Well, Lee Redmond, the woman listed in the Guiness Book of World Record’s for her LONG fingernails, measuring a total of 28 feet long (the longest being her right thumb measuring 2 feet 11 inches), was in an accident early Tuesday (Feb. 10th) and lost/broke/severed her nails in the crash. Redmond had not cut her nails since 1979. The headline reads: “Woman’s record-length fingernails broken in crash.” Because that’s what makes the story.
I guess if I hadn’t cut my nails since 1979 I would be upset too. I guess I’ll never know, because I would never be that crazy as to NOT CUT MY NAILS FOR 30 YEARS.
All for now.
**Oh, and she went on Ellen a few years back. Watch the clip here. It’s HILARIOUS.
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